Archive for June, 2009

Who Says Magic Powers Don’t Exist?

June 30, 2009

Wim Hof (born April 20, 1959, Sittard) is a Dutch man, commonly nicknamed Iceman. He holds nine world records including a world record for longest ice bath.

In 2007, he attempted, but failed, to climb Mount Everest wearing nothing but shorts. Hof has been criticized for his stated justifications for this attempt, “Edmund Hillary’s ascent of Mount Everest was a testament to human achievement, my climb of Mount Everest in my shorts will be a monument to the frivolous, decadent nature of modern society.”

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Wim broke his previous world record by staying for 1 hour 13 minutes and 48 seconds immersed in ice at Guinness World Records 2008. The night before, he performed the act on the Today Show.

Dr. Kenneth Kamler monitored the event to explain the effects of using the Tantric practice Tummo to control your body temperature. Tummo has been practiced by Yogi monks in Tibet. Apparently Wim is the only known non-monk to have mastered Tummo.

Wim describes his ability to withstand extreme cold temperatures as being able to turn his own thermostat up by using his brain.

Wim Hof has recently broken the ice endurance record by standing fully immersed in ice for 1 hour and 31 minutes in Lelystad in May 2008.

In February 2009, Wim Hof reached the top of Mount Kilimanjaro in his shorts within 2 days. It took him only another 2 days to climb down.

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His next challenge will be to do a marathon of 50 kilometres above the polar circle filmed by an English from firecrackerfilms, who work for both BBC and National Geographic.

He has four children with his late wife, and one child with his present girlfriend.

Megan Fox in Transformers 2

June 26, 2009

This movie should not be called Transformers 2. It should be called Megan Fox and Other Hotties. This movie is stuffed full of hot chicks – more than any other I can think of.

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Michael Jackson is Dead

June 26, 2009

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Who is the real Sacha Baron Cohen?

June 26, 2009

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HE flew through the air with the greatest of — well, if not exactly ease, at least accuracy.

The first thing Eminem, lolling among his dudes at a music awards bash, saw was Sacha Baron Cohen’s G-string-clad backside hurtling towards him. A look of horror spread over the rapper’s doughy features but only until those features vanished into Baron Cohen’s crotch.

Splat! Another one bites the … but let’s not go into the details. The recent stunt was a classic piece of Baron Cohenism. It had colour, ingenuity, shock value and, so it seemed to almost everybody watching, a victim incapable of seeing the joke. The muffled whimperings from the spot where Eminem had last been seen soon turned into a furious protest, followed by the rapper storming out with his entourage. Only when the laughing stopped did anyone seriously begin to question whether it could all have been for real.

Now that we know it probably wasn’t, another question arises: does that make it any less funny? At the core of Baron Cohen’s outrageousness lies a peculiar strain of comic uncertainty. How much of him is an act? What do his characters represent? Should we find him as entertaining as we do?

Monday sees the Australian launch of the comedian’s new film, Brüno, in which he plays a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion pundit. A taste of what to expect can be found in a recent edition of marie claire magazine, in which Brüno provides a personal A-Z of his fashion knowledge: A is for Austria “where people are raised to try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it”. L is for “Little black child … thanks to Madonna … it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential”.

The movie has not been without its problems. Some have reported that Baron Cohen wanted to call it “Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt”, which Universal Studios sniffily rejected.

Then, close to the film’s release, the production was hit by a lawsuit from a woman in California who claims she was left in a wheelchair after being tricked into taking part in a spoof bingo game. The suit, brought by Rachel Olsen, claims “Brüno”, whom it describes as “an extreme, outrageous, offensive caricature of a gay man dressed in sexually revealing clothing with an Austrian accent … offensively touched, pushed and battered her” when she tried to wrest back the bingo caller’s microphone, resulting in her falling to the ground.

The assault, claims the suit, was abetted by several camera operators who “attacked [her] for a period of one to five minutes to intentionally create a dramatic emotional response … while [they] recorded her humiliation and embarrassment”.

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Universal hopes the film will match the success of Borat, Baron Cohen’s surprise 2006 box office sensation that grossed more than $260 million worldwide. The studio, though, has adopted a low-key approach to the release. The star is slated to attend the premiere at Sydney’s State Theatre. However, there has been little advertising and beyond the revelation that Brüno gatecrashes the Paris and Milan fashion shows and tricks Paula Abdul into accepting “an Austrian TV fashion award”, little of the plot has been disclosed.

Abdul ruefully recalls: “I was greeted by this futuristic dude with a mohawk and he’s flaming. I walk in and there was no furniture except a chair. And this guy Brüno introduces himself. He snaps his fingers and says, ‘gardeners’. And these two Mexican guys come in and they drop down to all fours. I see him paying them like 10 bucks.”

The singer says things turned “uncomfortable” when Baron Cohen kicked one of the Mexicans. “I said: ‘Get me out of here. This is not funny, this is discrimination. This is abusive stuff going on here.”‘

Of course, it isn’t only Abdul who thinks so. For every memorable Baron Cohen gag there is a mug on the receiving end and there are enough of these to raise the question of where comedy ends and cruelty begins.

“In Kazakhstan,” claimed Borat, in his role as a Kazakh television reporter, “the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis.” The country’s government didn’t quite get the joke. Nor did the inhabitants of a village in Romania who claimed the film had portrayed them as “savages” and then barely paid them.

Baron Cohen’s status as a chattering-class darling allows him to get away with send-ups of blacks, Jews, gays and the raggedy of the Second World.

This, we have to realise, is sophisticated humour, weapons-grade satire or, as the man himself puts it, “a dramatic demonstration of how racism feeds on dumb conformity as much as rabid bigotry”.

It is hard to press Baron Cohen on the point. As British comedy’s foremost enigma, he rarely gives interviews and guards his privacy so closely his publicists once issued a statement denying he had attended a party.

He lives, following his success in the US, in a guarded, $20 million house in Los Angeles, with his Australian actress fiancee, Isla Fisher. “He’s protecting the product,” says Larry Charles, the director of Brüno and Borat. Yet there’s more to it than that.

Those who know Baron Cohen describe him as clever, likeable and sensitive but shaped heavily by his upbringing in an observant, high-achieving Jewish family in Hammersmith, London.

He was the youngest of three brothers; his Israel-born mother teaches dance, while his father runs a menswear shop. His upbringing was comfortable enough for Sacha to attend Haberdashers’ Aske’s, a private school in Hertfordshire, before going to Cambridge, where he joined the Amateur Dramatic Club and a Jewish theatre group.

His parents hoped he would become an academic but the showbiz bug bit deep. He broke through with the character Ali G of the West Staines Massiv, a bling-laden “voice of da yoof” on Channel Four’s The 11 O’Clock Show. As a representative of misunderstood suburban youth, Ali G landed interviews with the likes of Mohamed Al-Fayed and the former speaker of the US House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich. Gingrich was so taken in that when he heard he’d been hoaxed, he refused to believe it.

Ali G made Baron Cohen famous but when his first movie, Ali G Indahouse, was picketed by black activists labelling him “the new Al Jolson”, it gave him a taste of the sensitivities even “sophisticated” comedy can touch on.

He keeps quiet now. Lets his act do the talking. Apart, perhaps, from a few words with Eminem before the show.

From here.

Martin van Beynen: David Bain is Guilty

June 23, 2009

Here is a very interesting summary of an article by a journalist Martin van Beynen who sat through the entire David Bain trial.

The reasons I am sure Bain killed his family are twofold.

The first is the incredible coincidences that we have to accept if Bain is innocent.

…the best evidence relates to the implausibility of Robin Bain shooting his family and then himself.

Michael Schumacher unveiled as Top Gear’s ‘Stig’

June 22, 2009

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Formula One legend Michael Schumacher was on Sunday unveiled as “the Stig”, the mystery man who test drives cars on British cult motoring show Top Gear.

The identity of the white-clad driver is kept a closely guarded secret, but Schumacher, who was Formula One world drivers’ champion seven times, finally revealed himself in the first of a new series of the show on Sunday night.

Presenter Jeremy Clarkson pretended not to recognise him at first, asking him what he used to do before he became famous as the Stig, but then excitedly shouted to the studio audience: “It’s Michael Schumacher!”

Sacha Baron Cohen is Bruno the Bull

June 22, 2009

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Interesting Book

June 20, 2009

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I have just read The Smartest Investment Book You’ll Ever Read by Daniel Solin. In this book he highlights the case against active investment in the sharemarket and instead advocates investing in passive index funds.

He makes a lot of very interesting points – especially how many active fund managers fail to beat the market and deliver poor returns for their clients.

It reminds me of an article I read many years ago about an Australian fund manager known as Mr. $54 billion – because that was the size of his fund. After he retired he said that for all the work and effort and analysis his fund did it was not worth it. His fund managed to outperform the market by only 0.5%.

The books also has many interesting quotes from Nobel Prize winning economists and other qualified investment professionals, but the one I liked best is from Warren Buffett in his 1996 Shareholder Letter:

Most investors, both individual and institutional, will find the best way to own common stocks is through an index fund that charges minimal fees. Those following this path are sure to beat the net results (after fees and expenses) delivered by the great majority of investment professionals.

Megan Fox: Cheers Craig!

June 15, 2009

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Barack writes note to teacher

June 12, 2009

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GREEN BAY, Wis. — Ten-year-old Kennedy Corpus has a rock-solid excuse for missing the last day of school: a personal note to her teacher from President Barack Obama.

Her father, John Corpus of Green Bay, stood to ask Obama about health care during the president’s town hall-style meeting at Southwest High School on Thursday. He told Obama that his daughter was missing school to attend the event and that he hoped she didn’t get in trouble.

“Do you need me to write a note?” Obama asked. The crowd laughed, but the president was serious.

On a piece of paper, he wrote: “To Kennedy’s teacher: Please excuse Kennedy’s absence. She’s with me. Barack Obama.” He stepped off the stage to hand-deliver the note _ to Kennedy’s surprise.

“I thought he was joking until he started walking down,” Kennedy said after the event, showing off the note in front of a bank of television cameras. “It was like the best thing ever.”

The fourth-grader at Aldo Leopold elementary in Green Bay already knew what she was going to do with the note: frame it along with her ticket to the event. She said she’d make a copy for her teacher.

Kennedy said she had never seen Obama before. “He’s really nice,” she said.